Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see Santiago, Chile? Ted follows the advice and hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to find Mary. Pat Healy: Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. 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You're not that far ahead, Ted. Mary The film is recognized by American Film Institute in these lists: Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. : He was like an Eagle Scout. | Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter? I'm out of here. Pat Healy [slams Ted's head against the desk]. : : Does he bite? Dom: Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary? Pat Healy Dec 5. Pat Healy Pat Healy Filming & Production That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed. Well, they go that way too. : The relationship is derailed when Ted arrives and enters the picture, as well as when Mary's friend Tucker slanders Healy and claims that he is a serial killer. Filming & Production Years later, Ted can't be kept away. Magda: The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker. : They keep him in a cage? You getting any? Tucker: Where might I have seen your work? : : Right, yeah. : The site's consensus reads: "There's Something About Mary proves that unrelentingly, unabashedly puerile humor doesn't necessarily come at the expense of a film's heart. I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb-ass. Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? They pay by the pound over there. Brett Favre Ted The cops find the corpse of the hitchhikers murder victim in Teds car and think hes the killer, so they interrogate a confession out of him. Pat Healy : Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going. Fuck you, Norm! : Mary How are the twins? Norm I told him to pick up Warren and get down here. The Farrelly brothers later offered the role to Steve Young, but he turned it down due to the film's coarse nature. What did I tell you the first time we met? Well, that's what I said! Pat lies to Ted about Mary and he finds out everything he can about her to trick her into dating him. Mary Ever since their ill-fated prom date, when he got his family jewels caught in his zipper, Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) hasn't been able to stop thinking about Mary (Cameron Diaz). Norm Pat Healy Docky and his wife were played by the Farrellys' parents. : Mary Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Although he claims to be a professional private detective, hes anything but professional. Yes. Norm and Pat, listening outside, intervene and save Mary from Dom. He tried to talk to her. Are you sure it won't kill him? Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here? Pat quits his job and returns to Miami to pursue her. Ted (Ben Stiller) gets all sad. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Mary Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? And from what he told me on the phone just now, he loves you, too. Ted's (Ben Stiller) dream prom date with Mary (Cameron Diaz) never happens due to an embarrassing injury at her home. Pat Healy [astonished] There's Something About Mary was released theatrically on July 15, 1998, by 20th Century Fox. Healy is easily able to find Mary in Miami and begins to conduct surveillance on her, listening in on conversations and following her around. Husband negative. I work with retards. : Mary The film went in direction nobody had seen in the past and the results to this day are amazing. Wait how many is this? Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. Mary: Did you mean what you said up there? You see? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter? But I'd be happiest with you. Hitchhiker: Think about it. He loves Warren. Ted subsequently loses contact with her. He is showcased most clearly when he picks up Pat in Miami and when he reads a script in a staged call meant to manipulate Mary. Romantic comedy118 Mins1998R. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Now, over a dozen years later, he decides to hire an investigator to find her. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. Listen to Episode 4. In 2000, readers of Total Film magazine voted There's Something About Mary the fourth-greatest comedy film of all time. Ted [7] Vince Vaughn and Cuba Gooding Jr. were also considered for the role of Pat Healy. Some of my best friends didn't know my name. Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead. : They got a lot of sweets on sticks-popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops - but hardly any meat. [tosses another through the window anyway]. | Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? Pat Healy: I work with retards. Norman Phipps, also known by his alter ego, Tucker, is a character in the comedy film There's Something About Mary'. Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? Pat Healy: It *was*. Wait how many is this? Pat Healy Mary: That's bullshit! Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf, beer, and baseball." Mary : Jesus, that stuff will f*** your head up! Brett Favre Ted What the hell is Brett Favre doing here? Ted : Then you're in trouble, huh? Dom (Chris Elliot) is Woogie and has been stalking Mary (Cameron Diaz). Ted: Why I did it? Infuriated over this, Pat confronts him and discovers Tucker actually is an American pizza delivery boy named Norm Phipps who also is infatuated with Mary. Find out how you match to him and 5500+ other characters. Ted's (Ben Stiller) dream prom date with Mary (Cameron Diaz) never happens due to an embarrassing injury at her home. After stalking Mary for a while and learning what she looks for in a man, Healy poses as the man of her dreams and the two begin to date. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? There's Something About Mary was directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly, who had previously made Dumb and Dumber in 1994 and Kingpin in 1996. "[19], Gene Siskel ranked the film number 9 on his 10 Best films of 1998 (the final "best of" list he did before passing away). Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place. : Ted: I think I still want to look her up. : Oh, that's what you're looking for, is it? Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass. That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Ted: Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times? What, are they desperate? : Mary: Who needs him? With who? lf you don't want to, you don't hae to. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? He pretends to still be disabled to stay close, and drive away potential suitors. : I'm a Niners fan. : Hey, Renise. 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